It was Ayns reminder that a wife can find enjoyment in cooking, if its for someone she loves
This works, but it invariably leads to very dry lips, so when you try to nonchalantly remove the cigarettes while maintaining sultry eye contact with the female you're desperate to impress, you'll either rip some skin off your lips (which hurts like buggery), or, because the cigarettes are essentially clamped in place by your vice-like mouth muscles, your fingers will slide down the length of the immovable objects, inadvertently detaching the lit ends from the rest of the cigarette, and spraying sparks over yourself and your partner, burning your fingers, and leaving two lumps of smouldering tobacco on the carpet
Report of the Scientific Committee on Tobacco and Health
Prior smoking was almost certainly the cause
Smoking also increases the levels of CD4+ T cells a type of white blood cell which were releasing a pro-inflammatory protein called interferon-gamma