white flowy dress with long sleeves tie cinches the fitted waist atop the wrapping maxi skirt Smocked 3/4 Sleeve Airflow V-Neck,

But he does so with a mischievous smile rather than anything remotely meme-like, which is rare

Finishing touches Stila Shape & Shade Custom Contour Brush, $38 at sephora.com Million-dollar mani Nail polish in Bijou, $18 at jinsoon.com Star power 24k gold temporary skin jewels, $10 at goldSinny.com Glow-den girl Sun Chaser Hydrating Bronze Gel Crme, $35 at michaelkors.com Crown jewel Jennifer Behr headband, $595 at net-a-porter.com Metal moment Yves Saint Laurent Full Metal Shadow in Dewy Gold, $30 at yslbeautyus.com Flirty fragrance Gucci Guilty Diamond fragrance, $81 (50ml) at sephora.com

We all know the trauma: stiff chiffon, weird ruching, hideous colors that look like expired lipstick, and silhouettes that flatter approximately no one

Fabric (Shell): Lace over polyester base

During autumn and winter, layer with sweaters or cardigans under your blazer, and cover your neck with a thick scarf