A stick. My dad is kind of a square because hes never been around. Ouch Wife: I just ran in to Karen at the store. Me: You should watch where youre going. A man goes to the doctor and says: Doctor, it hurts when I press on my body here, here and here. Doctor says: I know what ails you. Man: What? Doctor: A broken finger! Mom: If you wont stop making dad jokes Im leaving. Dad: Hi leaving, Im dad. I need you to choose between me and your compulsion to show people doors. With tears in eyes: Well, theres the door. Every time someone says: If I dont see you again, have a great weekend. I respond with: Well what kind of weekend should I have if you DO see me again? It cracks me up every time
If theres a demon, you need an adversary, so I asked MAH-san, who has that devil-like big brother presence
The 12mg level, or the medium level, is meant for smokers who smoke cigarettes casually
Its predicted that one smoke can take 7 minutes off your life
Osteoporosis People with osteoporosis and osteopenia (reduced bone mineral density but less severe than osteoporosis) were found in two case control studies to have about a 1.3-fold higher risk of developing BPPV
