My Beaver Hates Wood Golf Gift packed full of tongue-in-cheek innuendos

packed full of tongue-in-cheek innuendos for adults to enjoy

This book is purely fictional and not based on anyone in real life

Let's put it that way

I have absolutely no doubt that this mug (combined with the book) will reduce the pain of the patient and increase the laughter

The related title Simon's Sword is also well worth a read

My Beaver Hates Wood Golf Gift packed full of tongue-in-cheek innuendos*** For Adults Only *** Not all beavers like wood, and that's ok! Wood isn't everyone's cup of tea, is it? I wrote this book with those people in mind. This book is a (kind of, but not really) follow on from My Beaver Loves Wood. If you're a wood lover, check that one out. But if you're not partial to a plank of wood, then this book is definitely for you! You should buy this book if: You have a Beaver Your Beaver hates wood You want to buy this for